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what i'm reading

The Back of the Napkin: Solving Problems and Selling Ideas with Pictures, Dan Roam
Walking in Corsica, Gillian Price
Texaco: A Novel, Patrick Chamoiseau
QED: The Strange Theory of Light and Matter, Richard P. Feynman

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words to live by

stay in school
better living through chemistry -- bbdo agency
information wants to be free -- stewart brand
all i want is to have a little fun before i die -- wyn cooper
expression is the need of my soul -- archy's first words, by don marquis
toujours gai, toujours gai -- from the song of mehitabel, by don marquis
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't -- leon carr
i'll find something to put here -- facebook
it's not nice to fool mother nature!-- cunningham & walsh agency

quotes

Once, off the hump of Brazil I saw the ocean so darkened with blood it was black, and the sun fainting away over the lip of the sky. We'd put in at Fortaleza and a few of us had lines out for a bit of idle fishing. It was me had the first strike, a shark it was. Then there was another, and another shark again, til all about the sea was made of sharks, and more sharks still and no water at all. My shark had torn himself from the hook and the scent, or maybe the stain it was and him bleeding his life away, drove the rest of them mad. Then the beasts took to eating each other. In their frenzy, they ate at themselves. You could feel the lust of murder like a wind stinging your eyes, and you could smell the death, reeking up out of the sea.

Michael O'Hara (Orson Welles), The Lady from Shanghai, 1947

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here's a snapshot of my netflix rental queue
«Permanent Midnight» «Bamboozled» «The Last Dragon» «The Confessions of Robert Crumb» «Crumb» «Ghost World» «Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!» «Shanghai Noon» «Breakfast at Tiffany's» «Sweet and Lowdown» «The Lady from Shanghai» «Up Against Amanda» «Word of Mouth» «Seventh Sense» «Power Play» «Talk Radio» «Sexual Matrix» «Cowboy Bebop 1» «Amazon Women on the Moon» «When We Were Kings» «Dancer in the Dark» «Sexy Beast» «Deranged / Motel Hell (Double Feature)» «Alphaville» «Plan 9 from Outer Space» «G.I. Jane» «Hollywood Ending» «Princess Mononoke» «Dead Alive» «Cecil B. Demented» «Lilo and Stitch» «Winter Sleepers» «Pretty Devils» «The Boondock Saints» «Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets» «Heaven» «Talk to Her» «Intacto» «My Chauffeur» «Darkman» «Red Dragon» «Lawrence of Arabia» «U-571» «Fargo» «End of Days» «The 6th Day» «Kangaroo Jack» «Die Another Day» «Sex and Lucia» «The Legend of Drunken Master» «Agent Cody Banks» «Day for Night» «Akira Kurosawa's Dreams» «Open City» «What Have I Done to Deserve This?» «Seven Samurai» «Apocalypse Now Redux» «A Clockwork Orange» «The Hulk» «Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines» «Bowling for Columbine» «A Mighty Wind» «Underworld» «The 400 Blows» «Jules and Jim» «Notorious» «There's Something About Mary: Special Edition» «L'Avventura» «Diary of a Chambermaid» «General Idi Amin Dada» «La Guerre Est Finie» «Dirty Pretty Things» «God is Great, I'm Not» «Koyaanisqatsi: Life Out of Balance» «Tampopo» «Mean Streets» «La Strada: Special Edition» «Super Size Me» «The Day After Tomorrow» «Kill Bill: Vol. 1» «Kill Bill: Vol. 2» «Chris Rock: Never Scared» «La Femme Nikita» «Spider-Man 2» «Shrek 2» «The Full Monty» «Election» «American Splendor» «Paycheck» «Blow» «Traffic» «Pulp Fiction»

trivia

my doctoral ancenstry tree is ... muddled. here's what i know. first, me:

Peter Honeyman
Functional Dependencies and the Universal Instance Property in the Relational Model of Database Systems
PhD, Princeton University, 1980, 70 pages

my advisor:

Jeffrey David Ullman
Synchronization Error Correcting Codes
PhD, Princeton University, 1966, 154 pages

jeff seems to have had two advisors, arch mckellar and art bernstein.

Archie Charles McKellar
A Procedure for Synthesis of Switching Networks
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1965, 46 pages

Arthur Jay Bernstein
Theory of Computational Error Correcting Codes for Arithmetic Units
PhD, Columbia University, 1962, 114 pages

mckellar's advisor was sundaram seshu

Sundaram Seshu
Topological Realisation of Driving Point Admittance Functions
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1955, 53 pages

seshu's advisor was w.l. emery

Willis Laurens Emery
Radio-frequency Radiation from Electric Discharges in Gases
PhD, Iowa State College, 1947

emery's advisor was jack ryder

John D. Ryder
Ferro-inductance as a variable electric circuit element
Phd, Iowa State College, 1944

ryder's advisor was wallace l. cassell. cassell did not have a phd.

bernstein's advisor was wan kim

Wan-Hee Kim
A New Method of Driving-point Function Synthesis
PhD, The University of Utah, 1956, 63 pages

there used to be a swedish rock band called honeyman on the h. lime record label but they disappeared.
and there was a british one. their web site went away, too.
and a canadian band called the honeymans that has been described to me as "absolutely ridiculous" but they too seem to have gone away.

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also, i have an old picture album.

here are some laptops i have cherished broken in over the years.

ibm l-40 intel 386 sx 20 mach 2.6

ibm thinkpad 701c intel 486 75 netbsd

ibm thinkpad 701c intel 486 75 openbsd

sony 505fx intel pentium 266 windows 98se

ibm thinkpad t21 pentium III@570 Mhz windows xp pro

late 2008 macbook pro intel core 2 duo leopard

for contrast, here are dug song's and bruce fields' laptops. (celebrity laptops!)

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