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what i'm reading

lots of stuff

recently read

(legend: i liked it a lot!   i recommend it.   i read it.)
2014 Whatever It Takes: Geoffrey Canada's Quest to Change Harlem and AmericaPaul Tough
The Mathematician's Shiva: A NovelStuart Rojstaczer
The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind: Creating Currents of Electricity and HopeWilliam Kamkwamba
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime WalkBen Fountain
Italian Ways: On and Off the Rails from Milan to PalermoTim Parks
Fever PitchNick Hornby
The Divide: American Injustice in the Age of the Wealth GapMatt Taibbi
The Quiet AmericanGraham Greene
The IntuitionistColson Whitehead
2013 Breakfast at Tiffany's & Other Voices, Other Rooms: Two NovelsTruman Capote
Ravel: A NovelJean Echenoz (Linda Coverdale, tr.)
Our Man in HavanaGraham Greene
The Testament of MaryColm Toibin
A Face in the Rock: The Tale of a Grand Island ChippewaLoren R. Graham
Hellhound on His Trail: The Stalking of Martin Luther King, Jr. and the International Hunt for His AssassinHampton Sides
We Are All Completely Beside OurselvesKaren Joy Fowler
This Is How You Lose HerJunot Díaz
Monsieur PainRoberto Bolaño (Chris Andrews, tr.)
2012 Night TrainClyde Edgerton
Sharp ObjectsGillian Flynn
The Return of the KingJ.R.R. Tolkien
The Two TowersJ.R.R. Tolkien
The Fellowship of the RingJ.R.R. Tolkien
Memoir of a Debulked Woman: Enduring Ovarian CancerSusan Gubar
DrownJunot Díaz
Fug You: An Informal History of the Peace Eye Bookstore, the Fuck You Press, the Fugs, and Counterculture in the Lower East SideEd Sanders
Texaco: A NovelPatrick Chamoiseau (Rose-Myriam Rejouis and Val Vinokurov, tr.)
The Crisis of ZionismPeter Beinart
The Rose Café: Love and War in CorsicaJohn Hanson Mitchell
War and Peace in the Global VillageMarshall McLuhan and Quentin Fiore
Thelonious Monk: The Life and Times of an American Original Robin D.G. Kelley
2011 The Wordy ShipmatesSarah Vowell
Memoirs of MontparnasseJohn Glassco
The Big ShortMichael Lewis
Take the Cannoli [Stories from the New World]Sarah Vowell
A Year in ProvencePeter Mayle
How to Castrate a Bull Dave Hitz

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words to live by

stay in school
better living through chemistry -- bbdo agency
information wants to be free -- stewart brand
all i want is to have a little fun before i die -- wyn cooper
expression is the need of my soul -- archy's first words, by don marquis
toujours gai, toujours gai -- from the song of mehitabel, by don marquis
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't -- leon carr
i'll find something to put here -- facebook
it's not nice to fool mother nature!-- cunningham & walsh agency

quotes

Once, off the hump of Brazil I saw the ocean so darkened with blood it was black, and the sun fainting away over the lip of the sky. We'd put in at Fortaleza and a few of us had lines out for a bit of idle fishing. It was me had the first strike, a shark it was. Then there was another, and another shark again, til all about the sea was made of sharks, and more sharks still and no water at all. My shark had torn himself from the hook and the scent, or maybe the stain it was and him bleeding his life away, drove the rest of them mad. Then the beasts took to eating each other. In their frenzy, they ate at themselves. You could feel the lust of murder like a wind stinging your eyes, and you could smell the death, reeking up out of the sea.
Michael O'Hara (Orson Welles), The Lady from Shanghai, 1947

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trivia

my doctoral ancenstry tree is ... muddled. here's what i know. first, me:

Peter Honeyman
Functional Dependencies and the Universal Instance Property in the Relational Model of Database Systems
PhD, Princeton University, 1980, 70 pages

my advisor:

Jeffrey David Ullman
Synchronization Error Correcting Codes
PhD, Princeton University, 1966, 154 pages

jeff seems to have had two advisors, arch mckellar and art bernstein.

Archie Charles McKellar
A Procedure for Synthesis of Switching Networks
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1965, 46 pages
Arthur Jay Bernstein
Theory of Computational Error Correcting Codes for Arithmetic Units
PhD, Columbia University, 1962, 114 pages
mckellar's advisor was sundaram seshu bernstein's advisor was wan kim
Sundaram Seshu
Topological Realisation of Driving Point Admittance Functions
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1955, 53 pages
Wan-Hee Kim
A New Method of Driving-point Function Synthesis
PhD, The University of Utah, 1956, 63 pages
seshu's advisor was w.l. emery kim's advisor was s.b. hammond
Willis Laurens Emery
Radio-frequency Radiation from Electric Discharges in Gases
PhD, Iowa State College, 1947
Seymour Blair Hammond
A Potential Method for Determining Net Ion Density in Air
PhD, Purdue University, 1958, 122 pages
emery's advisor was jack ryder hammond's advisor was steven freeman, jr
John D. Ryder
Ferro-inductance as a variable electric circuit element
Phd, Iowa State College, 1944
ryder's advisor was wallace l. cassell. cassell did not have a phd.

did you know?

there used to be a swedish rock band called honeyman on the h. lime record label but they disappeared.
and there was a british one. their web site went away, too.
and a canadian band called the honeymans that has been described to me as "absolutely ridiculous" but they too seem to have gone away.

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web lint

i found a bunch of stuff in my coat pocket when i looked. oops, i didn't get it all. oh no! it's world of pocket junk! more!more!more!yet more! there's no end to it.

also, i have an old picture album.

here are some laptops i have cherished broken in over the years.

ibm l-40
ibm l-40
intel 386 sx 20
mach 2.6
butterfly
ibm thinkpad 701c
intel 486 75
netbsd
butterfly
ibm thinkpad 701c
intel 486 75
openbsd
sony 505fx
sony 505fx
intel pentium 266
windows 98se
ibm thinkpad t21
ibm thinkpad t21
pentium III@570 Mhz
windows xp pro
late 2008 macbook pro
late 2008 macbook pro
intel core 2 duo
leopard
for contrast, here are dug song's and bruce fields' laptops. (celebrity laptops!)
dug song's laptop bruce fields' laptop

good passwords

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