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what i'm reading

The Back of the Napkin: Solving Problems and Selling Ideas with Pictures, Dan Roam
Walking in Corsica, Gillian Price
Texaco: A Novel, Patrick Chamoiseau
QED: The Strange Theory of Light and Matter, Richard P. Feynman

recently read

(legend: i liked it a lot!   i liked it!   i read it.)
2012 The Rose Café: Love and War in CorsicaJohn Hanson Mitchell
War and Peace in the Global VillageMarshall McLuhan and Quentin Fiore
Thelonious Monk: The Life and Times of an American Original Robin D.G. Kelley
2011 The Wordy ShipmatesSarah Vowell
Memoirs of MontparnasseJohn Glassco
The Big ShortMichael Lewis
Take the Cannoli [Stories from the New World]Sarah Vowell
A Year in ProvencePeter Mayle
How to Castrate a Bull Dave Hitz
2010 Huckleberry FinnMark Twain
Everything is IlluminatedJonathan Safran Foer
A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian Marina Lewycka
Moneyball Michael Lewis
Barney's Version Mordecai Richler
Juliet Naked nick hornby
The Witch of Portobello Paul Coelho
A Long Way Down Nick Hornby
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Stieg Larsson
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao Junot Díaz
The White Tiger Aravind Adiga
2009 the princess bride william goldman
slam nick hornby
the haunting of hill house shirley jackson
old boy volume 1 garon tsuchiya and nobuaki minegishi
brief encounters with che guevara ben fountain
2008 armageddon in retrospect kurt vonnegut
final theory mark alpert
fugitive pieces anne michaels
man's search for meaning viktor e. frankl
a heartbreaking work of staggering genius dave eggers
2007 july, july tim o'brien
night elie wiesel
abroad paul fussell
improving the storage manageability, flexibility, and security in virtual machine systems xin zhao
persepolis 2 marjane satrapi
reading lolita in tehran azar nafisi
persepolis marjane satrapi
evenings with the orchestra hector berlioz (jacques barzun, tr.)
network transparency in wide area collaborations jiaying zhang
distributed, scalable, and independent access to parallel file systems dean hildebrand
2006 by night in chile roberto bolaño (chris andrews, tr.)
brave new ballot aviel david rubin
words and music paul morley
brokeback mountain annie proulx
second nature michael pollan
2005 1491 charles c. mann
danube claudio magris
the curious incident of the dog in the night-time mark haddon
tepper isn't going out calvin trillin
we were soldiers once ... and young lt. gen. harold g. moore (ret.) and joseph l. galloway
keeping together in time william h. mcneill
quicksilver neal stephenson
2004 content-based publish subscribe systems lukasz opyrchal
hard-boiled wonderland and the end of the world haruki murakami
about a boy nick hornby
why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria? and other conversations about race beverly daniel tatum
the human web john robert mcneill and william hardy mcneill
lies and the lying liars who tell them al franken
2003 statistical steganalysis niels holger gerhard konstantin provos
how to be good nick hornby
the botany of desire michael pollan
no logo naomi klein
the spire william golding
the coming joe haldeman
time, love, memory jonathan wiener
guns, germs, and steel jared diamond
mean genes terry burnham and jay phelan
free as in freedom sam williams
plagues and peoples william h. mcneill
the beak of the finch jonathan wiener
the unwanted gaze: the destruction of privacy in america jeffrey rosen
unlocking the clubhouse: women in computing jane margolis and allan fisher
the heart of the matter graham greene
cat's cradle kurt vonnegut
barbarians led by bill gates jennifer edstrom and marlin eller
battle of wits: the complete story of codebreaking in world war ii stephen budiansky
the man who mistook his wife for a hat oliver sacks
the new imperialists mark leibovich
the evolution of useful things henry petroski
acts of the apostles john f.x. sundman
2002 Journey into the Whirlwind Eugenia Semyonovna Ginzburg
a beautiful mind sylvia nasar
the man who loved only numbers paul hoffman
crypto steven levy
hooking up tom wolfe
paris babylon rupert christiansen
Genome: The Autobiography of a Species in 23 Chapters Matt Ridley
a symphony in the brain jim robbins
Girl with a Pearl Earring Tracy Chevalier
cryptography and network security william stallings
screwjack hunter s. thompson
tomcat in love tim o'brien
2001 The Red Queen: Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature Matt Ridley
the cobweb stephen bury
world war 3.0 ken auletta
html pocket reference jennifer niederst
2000 database nation simson garfinkle
Fermat's Enigma: The Epic Quest to Solve the World's Greatest Mathematical Problem Simon Singh
code lawrence lessig
bagombo snuff box kurt vonnegut
little green men christopher buckley
fates worse than death kurt vonnegut
the tipping point malcolm gladwell
northern lights tim o'brien
the bear comes home rafi zabo

words to live by

stay in school
better living through chemistry -- bbdo agency
information wants to be free -- stewart brand
all i want is to have a little fun before i die -- wyn cooper
expression is the need of my soul -- archy's first words, by don marquis
toujours gai, toujours gai -- from the song of mehitabel, by don marquis
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't -- leon carr
i'll find something to put here -- facebook
it's not nice to fool mother nature!-- cunningham & walsh agency

quotes

Once, off the hump of Brazil I saw the ocean so darkened with blood it was black, and the sun fainting away over the lip of the sky. We'd put in at Fortaleza and a few of us had lines out for a bit of idle fishing. It was me had the first strike, a shark it was. Then there was another, and another shark again, til all about the sea was made of sharks, and more sharks still and no water at all. My shark had torn himself from the hook and the scent, or maybe the stain it was and him bleeding his life away, drove the rest of them mad. Then the beasts took to eating each other. In their frenzy, they ate at themselves. You could feel the lust of murder like a wind stinging your eyes, and you could smell the death, reeking up out of the sea.
Michael O'Hara (Orson Welles), The Lady from Shanghai, 1947

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here's a snapshot of my netflix rental queue
«Permanent Midnight» «Bamboozled» «The Last Dragon» «The Confessions of Robert Crumb» «Crumb» «Ghost World» «Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!» «Shanghai Noon» «Breakfast at Tiffany's» «Sweet and Lowdown» «The Lady from Shanghai» «Up Against Amanda» «Word of Mouth» «Seventh Sense» «Power Play» «Talk Radio» «Sexual Matrix» «Cowboy Bebop 1» «Amazon Women on the Moon» «When We Were Kings» «Dancer in the Dark» «Sexy Beast» «Deranged / Motel Hell (Double Feature)» «Alphaville» «Plan 9 from Outer Space» «G.I. Jane» «Hollywood Ending» «Princess Mononoke» «Dead Alive» «Cecil B. Demented» «Lilo and Stitch» «Winter Sleepers» «Pretty Devils» «The Boondock Saints» «Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets» «Heaven» «Talk to Her» «Intacto» «My Chauffeur» «Darkman» «Red Dragon» «Lawrence of Arabia» «U-571» «Fargo» «End of Days» «The 6th Day» «Kangaroo Jack» «Die Another Day» «Sex and Lucia» «The Legend of Drunken Master» «Agent Cody Banks» «Day for Night» «Akira Kurosawa's Dreams» «Open City» «What Have I Done to Deserve This?» «Seven Samurai» «Apocalypse Now Redux» «A Clockwork Orange» «The Hulk» «Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines» «Bowling for Columbine» «A Mighty Wind» «Underworld» «The 400 Blows» «Jules and Jim» «Notorious» «There's Something About Mary: Special Edition» «L'Avventura» «Diary of a Chambermaid» «General Idi Amin Dada» «La Guerre Est Finie» «Dirty Pretty Things» «God is Great, I'm Not» «Koyaanisqatsi: Life Out of Balance» «Tampopo» «Mean Streets» «La Strada: Special Edition» «Super Size Me» «The Day After Tomorrow» «Kill Bill: Vol. 1» «Kill Bill: Vol. 2» «Chris Rock: Never Scared» «La Femme Nikita» «Spider-Man 2» «Shrek 2» «The Full Monty» «Election» «American Splendor» «Paycheck» «Blow» «Traffic» «Pulp Fiction»

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trivia

my doctoral ancenstry tree is ... muddled. here's what i know. first, me:

Peter Honeyman
Functional Dependencies and the Universal Instance Property in the Relational Model of Database Systems
PhD, Princeton University, 1980, 70 pages

my advisor:

Jeffrey David Ullman
Synchronization Error Correcting Codes
PhD, Princeton University, 1966, 154 pages

jeff seems to have had two advisors, arch mckellar and art bernstein.

Archie Charles McKellar
A Procedure for Synthesis of Switching Networks
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1965, 46 pages

Arthur Jay Bernstein
Theory of Computational Error Correcting Codes for Arithmetic Units
PhD, Columbia University, 1962, 114 pages

mckellar's advisor was sundaram seshu

Sundaram Seshu
Topological Realisation of Driving Point Admittance Functions
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1955, 53 pages

seshu's advisor was w.l. emery

Willis Laurens Emery
Radio-frequency Radiation from Electric Discharges in Gases
PhD, Iowa State College, 1947

emery's advisor was jack ryder

John D. Ryder
Ferro-inductance as a variable electric circuit element
Phd, Iowa State College, 1944

ryder's advisor was wallace l. cassell. cassell did not have a phd.

bernstein's advisor was wan kim

Wan-Hee Kim
A New Method of Driving-point Function Synthesis
PhD, The University of Utah, 1956, 63 pages

there used to be a swedish rock band called honeyman on the h. lime record label but they disappeared.
and there was a british one. their web site went away, too.
and a canadian band called the honeymans that has been described to me as "absolutely ridiculous" but they too seem to have gone away.

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web lint

i found a bunch of stuff in my coat pocket when i looked. oops, i didn't get it all. oh no! it's world of pocket junk! more!more!more!yet more! there's no end to it.

also, i have an old picture album.

here are some laptops i have cherished broken in over the years.

ibm l-40
ibm l-40
intel 386 sx 20
mach 2.6
butterfly
ibm thinkpad 701c
intel 486 75
netbsd
butterfly
ibm thinkpad 701c
intel 486 75
openbsd
sony 505fx
sony 505fx
intel pentium 266
windows 98se
ibm thinkpad t21
ibm thinkpad t21
pentium III@570 Mhz
windows xp pro
late 2008 macbook pro
late 2008 macbook pro
intel core 2 duo
leopard
for contrast, here are dug song's and bruce fields' laptops. (celebrity laptops!)
dug song's laptop bruce fields' laptop

good passwords

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