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what i'm reading

The Dream Machine, M. Mitchell Waldrop
The Refugees, Viet Thanh Nguyen
The Honorary Consul, Graham Greene
Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World, Naomi Klein
The Power and the Glory, Graham Greene
Recollections of My Life as a Woman: The New York Years, Diane di Prima
Kindred, Octavia E. Butler

recently read

(two-bit legend: i loved it!   i really liked it.   i read it.)
2024 Inverting the Pyramid: The History of Soccer TacticsJonathan Wilson
Artificial Condition: The Murderbot DiariesMartha Wells
All Systems Red: The Murderbot DiariesMartha Wells
The Bezzle: A Martin Hench NovelCory Doctorow
2023 Paved Paradise: How Parking Explains the WorldHenry Grabar
Me and Sister Bobbie: True Tales of the Family BandWillie Nelson, Bobbie Nelson, & David Ritz
Project Hail MaryAndy Weir
The End of Everything: (Astrophysically Speaking)Katie Mack
Some Faces in the Crowd: Short StoriesBudd Schulberg
Time Is Tight: My Life, Note by NoteBooker T. Jones
Maus: A Survivor's Tale II: And Here My Troubles BeganArt Spiegelman
Maus: A Survivor's Tale I: My Father Bleeds HistoryArt Spiegelman
AMORALMAN: A True Story and Other LiesDerek DelGaudio
Dylan & Me: 50 Years of AdventuresLouie Kemp
The Hero of This Book: A NovelElizabeth McCracken
2022 A Moveable FeastErnest Hemingway
Did They Mention the Music?: The Autobiography of Henry ManciniHenry Mancini with Gene Lees
HenchNatalie Zina Walschots
LifeKeith Richards
Black Bottom SaintsAlice Randall
Boys Come FirstAaron Foley
Parable of the TalentsOctavia E. Butler
Parable of the SowerOctavia E. Butler
The CircleDave Eggers
2021 This Is How They Tell Me the World Ends: The Cyberweapons Arms RaceNicole Perlroth
Exhalation: StoriesTed Chiang
Undermining Racial Justice: How One University Embraced Inclusion and InequalityMatthew Johnson
TLS: Vulnerabilities and Improvements—Past, Present and FutureAviram Nimrod
2020 Countdown to Zero Day: Stuxnet and the Launch of the World's First Digital WeaponKim Zetter
Motherless BrooklynJonathan Lethem
Lafayette in the Somewhat United StatesSarah Vowell
White Fragility: Why It's So Hard for White People to Talk About RacismRobin DiAngelo
UNIX: A History and a MemoirBrian W Kernighan
2019 The 2020 Commission Report on the North Korean Nuclear Attacks Against the United States: A Speculative NovelJeffrey Lewis
Identity Theft: Rediscovering Ourselves After StrokeDebra E. Meyerson with Danny Zuckerman
Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley StartupJohn Carreyrou
Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across AmericaJohn Waters
2018 The Curse of Bigness: Antitrust in the New Gilded AgeTim Wu
Operation Mincemeat: How a Dead Man and a Bizarre Plan Fooled the Nazis and Assured an Allied VictoryBen Macintyre
MatterhornKarl Marlantes
Extremely Loud and Incredibly CloseJonathan Safran Foer (Jeff Woodman, Barbara Caruso, and Richard Ferrone, narr.)
The View from Flyover Country: Dispatches from the Forgotten AmericaSarah Kendzior
Texas by the TailJim Thompson
GringosCharles Portis
The Dog of the SouthCharles Portis
Travels with My AuntGraham Greene
The Woman Who Smashed CodesJason Fagone
True GritCharles Portis
ArtemisAndy Weir
A Mind at PlayJimmy Soni & Rob Goodman
2017 Walkable CityJeff Speck
Monsignor QuixoteGraham Greene
Slaughterhouse-FiveKurt Vonnegut (James Franco, narr.)
The Color of LawRichard Rothstein
Unwanted AdvancesLaura Kipnis
The Brothers VonnegutGinger Strand
Lab GirlHope Jahren
The Undoing ProjectMichael Lewis

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words to live by

stay in school
better living through chemistry -- bbdo agency
information wants to be free -- stewart brand
all i want is to have a little fun before i die -- wyn cooper
expression is the need of my soul -- archy's first words, by don marquis
toujours gai, toujours gai -- from the song of mehitabel, by don marquis
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't -- leon carr
i'll find something to put here -- facebook
it's not nice to fool mother nature!-- cunningham & walsh agency

quotes

Once, off the hump of Brazil I saw the ocean so darkened with blood it was black, and the sun fainting away over the lip of the sky. We'd put in at Fortaleza and a few of us had lines out for a bit of idle fishing. It was me had the first strike, a shark it was. Then there was another, and another shark again, til all about the sea was made of sharks, and more sharks still and no water at all. My shark had torn himself from the hook and the scent, or maybe the stain it was and him bleeding his life away, drove the rest of them mad. Then the beasts took to eating each other. In their frenzy, they ate at themselves. You could feel the lust of murder like a wind stinging your eyes, and you could smell the death, reeking up out of the sea.
Michael O'Hara (Orson Welles), The Lady from Shanghai, 1947

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more about me

here's what they say about me on ebay
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trivia

my doctoral ancenstry tree is a little disappointing as i can't trace it back to the bernoulli bros like all the hep cats.
here's what i know.

me:

Peter Honeyman
Functional Dependencies and the Universal Instance Property in the Relational Model of Database Systems
PhD, Princeton University, 1980, 70 pages

my advisor:

Jeffrey David Ullman
Synchronization Error Correcting Codes
PhD, Princeton University, 1966, 154 pages

jeff seems to have had two advisors, arch mckellar and art bernstein.

Archie Charles McKellar
A Procedure for Synthesis of Switching Networks
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1965, 46 pages
Arthur Jay Bernstein
Theory of Computational Error Correcting Codes for Arithmetic Units
PhD, Columbia University, 1962, 114 pages
mckellar's advisor was sundaram seshu bernstein's advisor was wan kim
Sundaram Seshu
Topological Realisation of Driving Point Admittance Functions
PhD, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, 1955, 53 pages
Wan-Hee Kim
A New Method of Driving-point Function Synthesis
PhD, The University of Utah, 1956, 63 pages
seshu's advisor was w.l. emery kim's advisor was s.b. hammond
Willis Laurens Emery
Radio-frequency Radiation from Electric Discharges in Gases
PhD, Iowa State College, 1947
Seymour Blair Hammond
A Potential Method for Determining Net Ion Density in Air
PhD, Purdue University, 1958, 122 pages
emery's advisor was jack ryder hammond's advisor was steven freeman, jr.
John D. Ryder
Ferro-inductance as a variable electric circuit element
Phd, Iowa State College, 1944
Steven Freeman, Jr.
Analysis of Rectifier Circuit
S.M., Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 1926
ryder's advisor was wallace l. cassell. freeman's master's advisor was frederick samuel dellenbaugh, jr.,
Wallace L. Cassell
Negative Resistance Characteristic of the Four Element Vacuum Tube
M.Sc. University of Colorado at Boulder, 1928
Frederick Samuel Dellenbaugh, Jr.
Theory, Design, and Application of Rectifier Circuits
PhD, MIT, 1926
cassell's master's advisor was robert peer siskind dellenbaugh's advisor was vannevar bush
Robert Peer Siskind
unknown
S.M., Harvard University, 1925
Vannevar Bush
Oscillating-current Circuits: An Extension of the Theory of Generalized Angular Velocities, with Applications to the Coupled Circuit and the Artificial Transmission Line
PhD, MIT, 1916
siskind was an asst. prof. at harvard and later a prof. at purdue bush had two advisers, arthur edwin kennelly and dugald caleb jackson. kennelly, who apprenticed in edison's west orange lab, was self-taught. jackson, who had no graduate degree, was the first professor of electrical engineering at wisconsin and was EE department head at MIT for nearly 30 years.




did you know?

there used to be a swedish rock band called honeyman on the h. lime record label but they disappeared.
and there was a british one. their web site went away, too.
and a canadian band called the honeymans that has been described to me as "absolutely ridiculous" but they too seem to have gone away.

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web lint

i found a bunch of stuff in my coat pocket when i looked. oops, i didn't get it all.
oh no! it's world of pocket junk! more!more!more!yet more! there's no end to it.

also, i have an old picture album.

here are some old laptops. good times.

ibm l-40
1991 ibm l-40
intel 386 sx 20
mach 2.6
butterfly
1995 ibm thinkpad 701c
intel 486 75
netbsd
butterfly
1996 ibm thinkpad 701c
intel 486 75
openbsd
sony 505fx
1998 sony 505fx
intel pentium 266
windows 98se
ibm thinkpad t21
2004 ibm thinkpad t21
pentium iii 750
windows xp pro
ibm thinkpad t21
2006 same ibm thinkpad t21
pentium iii 750
windows xp pro
late 2006 MacBook Pro
late 2006 macbook pro
intel core 2 duo
tiger
late 2008 macbook pro
late 2008 macbook pro
intel core 2 duo
leopard
for contrast, here are dug song's and bruce fields' laptops. (celebrity laptops!)
dug song's laptop bruce fields' laptop

pretty good passwords

«!subetha» «&karachi» «0Grac10us» «0bidmum69» «0googly0» «1108AV!» «1234» «12tanali» «1958id» «1smallspec» «240npn256» «2528id» «2b|!2b» «2tuffc@z» «2w051a» «41876805» «59344rjm» «5ca6lc7ul8» «7dwi4vq3» «920baby2» «9pr00th1-X3>» «==3tez9» «Aisgn...» «Alpc2p3O» «Brasilia» «Budha696*» «Budha696*BU» «Duck4soup» «FlyBy=10» «G1zmoniq!» «HENRYBASSET» «H^ndspring1» «IBM4ALL» «ILP20121» «IufIwcu» «KissOff» «KraneWeb23» «Mdcbuyd» «Medusa99» «NEVERagain!» «PGIfeti» «S0crates» «Shellcoin1» «Te0Kratia» «Thews95» «YogoBumpit1» «ZmFiaW9w» «_PKFC;G» «abc123» «akanelog» «akira» «anshu9smile» «apc0606jb» «arlEquiM101» «arwen2356» «as02247954» «asakotak» «atnihcuc» «aurochs99anioni» «bWJiNDY» «bad4dog» «basilisk» «besttune» «blowhole» «bone$bone» «bornin1968» «carrottop» «chouse» «citsob128» «comsteele» «crump3ts» «cyfrif» «czid59468» «dandan2» «dec2246» «dem0Kratia» «dessiersa» «digthis80» «drumkat» «drumkat9!» «dvk099» «e7cne7m9» «eli2moon» «eran2052» «f0rg3t» «f1edf1in» «fabio99» «furnish» «geldard1» «gerWalk^56» «getgit» «getl0st» «glu2peo» «grads37x» «gtaclu8» «hPDGiUVU» «hazel.ann» «hc7425» «ifmpa!» «iluvyou» «im4drugs» «in.secure» «indy7891giro» «ins4cur4» «jaz5blu» «jewele» «jimi812» «jsvig123» «k3k#Daqo» «karole» «king41» «kkB5cKkn0» «kleinbrak» «legHorn» «lil2785» «maduser» «mago1406» «magocarvalho» «mat47mat» «mathrizk98» «maxd2987» «mlc4jcf» «moresecure» «morgan» «mrt-75» «mspiggy» «munchie» «n0tebang» «n6t9u7» «nadekute» «newhpcs» «nicestats» «nogal4me» «nowayout» «nsxla» «operat1ng» «p00p00» «p5426p» «pcmMcr3s» «pf-itAot?78» «pilikia» «qu12232» «r9menman» «redletter» «ref23k» «rhomudomain0» «rvo7drcc» «s212» «s3cure» «s54aubfy» «s88imalE» «sc9722i» «sddi» «sens7ea5we» «setom3456» «skrohn1» «sn8spr» «spaguswavo» «star1house» «stingray» «supersec» «swami123» «swankav» «t??n??C» «tXt2ip9» «tamarind» «tasha17» «tetmd82» «tg87vc2» «thdmssoeun» «therwil2» «tlif0cam» «tod38417» «tomcat» «tr.fbgi!» «trust» «twiggy» «vanbj145» «vent3arbor» «vik.adi» «vis4usal» «visuals» «vnugn807» «vr6_golf» «wcp076» «wellscapit8l» «wf5EHtc3» «whumpus1» «wide:open sesame» «wiemaixeva» «wlsnrl00» «ying0620» «yitsotsb» «ykWPcLt5» «ypyzmalsb» «zit7caf2» «zjfpey99»

just messing around

i can be reached here: horizon@honeyman.org
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alternatively, send mail to tumbleweed AT honeyman DOT org
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